Wednesday, October 22, 2008

I may be Imaginary

Am I a Real American?

I grew up in Mecca, OH which had 3000 residents in the 2000 census compared to Wasilla's 7000 residents. Therefore, Mecca is twice as much a Small Town, and therefore I am undeniably a Real American.

However, I lived in NYC very happily for 6 years. NYC is, of course, the sinful epicenter of Fake America, but does that cancel out the 18 years I lived in Mecca?

Oh, but I live in Europe now. I am most definitely, then, not a Real American.

1 comment:

Maryellen said...

You are a real American no matter where you are residing for the moment. Hopefully, a majority of Americans can see through the nonsense and vote accordingly!