Name Game Addendum

The Germans have conspired to make my parents rest easy and save their poor grandson from his weirdo parents. To wit, you have to get your name approved here. That's right. I actually don't know if they have a separate office of baby names or what, but I guess we will find out when the time comes.

My friend already told me that Voltaire was definitely not allowed. "You crazy Americans! You can't name a kid Voltaire!"